{"id":18,"date":"2011-08-07T07:26:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-07T07:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/digitalsrc.com\/blog\/seo-jokes-a-collection-of-30-jokes-that-only-seos-can-appreciate\/"},"modified":"2019-07-22T14:21:03","modified_gmt":"2019-07-22T14:21:03","slug":"seo-jokes-a-collection-of-30-jokes-that-only-seos-can-appreciate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/digitalsrc.com\/blog\/seo-jokes-a-collection-of-30-jokes-that-only-seos-can-appreciate\/","title":{"rendered":"SEO Jokes – A Collection of 30 Jokes That Only SEO’s Can Appreciate"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Update:<\/strong> While these SEO jokes are timeless, I have recently done another post with new funny SEO Jokes for 2019<\/a>. Don’t forget to check it out.<\/p>\n

Though SEO is a very serious aspect of any business\u2019s marketing strategy, we SEOs are mostly nice people with a good sense of humor. In our day to day job we have such a wide variety of experience and some of them are so funny it would bring a smile to the most boring person, besides there is no dearth of naysayers for SEO, who also add to some really funny comments and situations.<\/p>\n

I was reading a few of the SEO jokes available on the web and found most of them are basically lawyer jokes replaced with SEO, so I decided to put together a collection of all the SEO Jokes, that actually relate more to SEO rather than being derivatives of lawyer jokes.<\/p>\n

You know you are an SEO when:
\nYour first answer to any general question directed at you is “Google it
\nYou repeat words every few seconds in the conversation.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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What’s an seo expert?
\nit’s someone who speaks about an algorithm he doesn’t know, guaranties a result he can’t foresee,asks you a hell of a money while making you work on your website more than he does…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Why seo’s prefer democracy to dictatorship?
\nbecause they love user generated content.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Why do seo’s prefer to date smart, funny girls or guys, better than beautiful ones?
\nbecause they know search engines are blind and content is king.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What do blackhat SEO\u2019s eat on Thanksgiving?
\nA: Keyword stuffing<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What did the SEO do on his honeymoon?
\n\"\"<\/a>
\nA: He put a \u201cnofollow\u201d outside the door.<\/p>\n

The company search Optimization officer died \u2013 The Company CEO said, \u201cIt took seven stone masons 3 months to carve all the headstones. Traffic to the grave site has been excellent\u201d.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Why do they bury SEOs 20 feet under?
\nBecause deep down, they\u2019re really good people.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

It is the trade of SEOs to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour. \u2013Thomas Jefferson<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Why should SEOs wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort?
\nBecause they\u2019re used to doing all of their lying indoors.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What\u2019s likely to get your ship sunk by pirates?
\nCanonical issues.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What have pig’s & SEO’s got in common?
\n\"\"<\/a>
\nSPAM.<\/p>\n

What does an SEO have for breakfast?
\nSpam and JAVA<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

SPAM = Sites Positioned Above Mine<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Hey, this site is now ranking nr. 1 in Google!
\nReply: Ok, and what if you turn your personalized search off?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What do you call a man with six fingers on one hand?
\nSupplemental index.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What\u2019s the difference between a seo consultant and a used car salesman?
\nA \u2013 The used car salesman knows when he is lying<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What do you call Zelda in lingerie?
\nLink bait.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

A SEO couple had twins.
\nFor the first time they were happy with duplicate content.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What does a chiropractor fix?
\nBack links.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What do you call a dating service that only collects a fee when two people hit it off?
\nPay per click.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What do you call it when the prey hunts the hunter?
\nA trackback.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What\u2019s the difference between an accountant and a SEO?
\nAccountants know they\u2019re boring.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Why seo’s never play golf?
\nthey fear the sandbox.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Why seo’s always live in a good suburb?
\nto avoid a bad neighbourhood.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What should you understand if an seo expert asks you for a date?
\nthat he needs a backlink.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Why seo’s are always excited to take the elevator down a building?
\nbecause they like to see (9…8…7..6..5.4.3..2..1)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Two SEOs watching a girl with big boobs on trampoline?
\n1st: I hate it?
\n2nd: What, the trampoline? 1st: No the bounce rate.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

As mentioned at the beginning of the post, these are SEO jokes collected from across the web and are not really my own content. I couldn’t credit a source here as most of them are overlapping and there is no definitive source of origin.<\/p>\n

Also, don’t forget to check out the new funny SEO jokes posted in 2019<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Update: While these SEO jokes are timeless, I have recently done another post with new funny SEO Jokes for 2019. Don’t forget to check it out. Though SEO is a very serious aspect of any business\u2019s marketing strategy, we SEOs are mostly nice people with a good sense of humor. In our day to day […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[8,450],"tags":[25,26,27,24,10],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalsrc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalsrc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalsrc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalsrc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalsrc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/digitalsrc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/digitalsrc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalsrc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/digitalsrc.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}